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Category Archives: Humor
Ode to Octane: The Bot That Dreams of Glory
Oh, Octane, thou art slow to seize thy prize,Thy pace more turtle than the hawk that flies.If thou could’st read the leaves within the tea,Or gaze through crystal spheres to what will be, Then might thy trades unfold with boundless … Continue reading
When Monitoring Tools Lie: False Alarms and Fantasy Fortunes
Monitoring tools can distort reality, showcasing exaggerated losses or unmerited gains, leading to temporary euphoria or disappointment. Recently, a $45,000 swing in portfolio value created a momentary illusion of wealth. Despite knowing the figures are misleading, such fluctuations provide a brief escape from reality, emphasizing the importance of patience for genuine results. Continue reading
Posted in algorithmic trading, Humor, Octane
Tagged algo-trading, forex-trading, investing
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Trying To Grow The Farm
The author is evaluating tractor options for their neglected farm, comparing EFX and NURP models. NURP offers an expensive leasing plan for varied tractors, while EFX provides separate, cheaper options, with a mix of international and domestic use. The author prefers to lease rather than buy, hoping to test EFX’s performance later. Continue reading
Posted in algorithmic trading, EFX, Humor, NURP
Tagged algo-trading, forex-trading, investing
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Did My Bot Go On Vacation?
The last week of August was slow for the Octane bot. When Forex market moves sideways, it could be due to market behavior, seasonality, and economic news events. Trading opportunities may be scarce, but it’s crucial to be patient and adapt to the market’s tempo for long-term success. Continue reading
Posted in algorithmic trading, EFX, Humor, Octane
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Memorial Day On The Bot Farm
The writer woke with a patriotic spirit, noting the open Forex markets and their use of algo trading bots. They imagined the bots participating in parades or enjoying cookout treats, highlighting the bots’ lack of social skills and patriotism. Ultimately, the writer reflected on the bots’ one-dimensional nature and their purpose in the open markets. Continue reading
